It’s not even Fourth of July, but are you thinking about Christmas yet? Okay, I’m not either, but Consumer Product Events is. Last week, they hosted a holiday product preview that Spork was lucky enough to attend. These goodies may be meant for December, but you will want to buy them year round.

We have a winner in our Barefoot Tess gift certificate contest! Joann K. shares with us her lifetime tale of woe, and how internet sites like Barefoot Tess have turned her into Cinderella.

Seamless, hemless, undies in 20 skin tone shades usher in a new era of lingerie.

Eco design company Jonano presents ecoKashmere. It’s not cashmere, but it is ridiculously soft, comfy, and machine washable.

At last week’s MTV Movie Awards, all eyes may have been on Bruno’s crotch… all eyes except the eyes at Spork. We were too busy going ga-ga over the goodies that were being giving out at one of the many pre-bash gifting suites.